It was recently suggested to me by a friend that reading Hello magazine would give me the advantage at work of knowing which celebrities were in town and whom is dating whom.
Hello Kurt
Hello Pete
Hello Kate
Hello Kylie
Hello Justin
Hello Renee
Hello Goldie
Hello Jordan
Hello Britney
Hello Jennifer
Hello Victoria
Hello Sir Richard
Hello Your Royal Highness
Well now, isn't this nice...
4 comments:
Goldie from Blue Peter is in town?
And dating Pete Docherty?
Gosh.
And I thought she was dead.
Whatever happened to that nice Simon Groom?
He used to give me nightmares. Real screaming abdab ones.
Goldie is definitely dead; she would have been about thirty by now otherwise. Kurt Cobain is dead too. And Sir Richard Francis Burton.
I reckon you picked up your copy in the doctor's waiting room. Thing with celebrity is that it's always changing and you need to keep your finger on the pulse.
Could we have a moment of silence to remember dear, dear Goldie, please?
[a moment of silence]
Thank you.
*sniff*
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